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Rocks Fall Everyone Dies Tee

$27.99+ $4.95 shipping to the US · printed to order
A deadpan tabletop in-joke graphic tee featuring a vintage national-park style emblem where a giant plummeting boulder crushes a d20 die, shown laid flat among dice
A deadpan tabletop in-joke graphic tee featuring a vintage national-park style emblem where a giant plummeting boulder crushes a d20 die, shown laid flat among dice
A deadpan tabletop in-joke graphic tee featuring a vintage national-park style emblem where a giant plummeting boulder crushes a d20 die, shown laid flat among dice
A deadpan tabletop in-joke graphic tee featuring a vintage national-park style emblem where a giant plummeting boulder crushes a d20 die, front view
A deadpan tabletop in-joke graphic tee featuring a vintage national-park style emblem where a giant plummeting boulder crushes a d20 die, front view
A deadpan tabletop in-joke graphic tee featuring a vintage national-park style emblem where a giant plummeting boulder crushes a d20 die, front view
A deadpan tabletop in-joke graphic tee featuring a vintage national-park style emblem where a giant plummeting boulder crushes a d20 die, front view
A deadpan tabletop in-joke graphic tee featuring a vintage national-park style emblem where a giant plummeting boulder crushes a d20 die, front view
A deadpan tabletop in-joke graphic tee featuring a vintage national-park style emblem where a giant plummeting boulder crushes a d20 die, front view
A deadpan tabletop in-joke graphic tee featuring a vintage national-park style emblem where a giant plummeting boulder crushes a d20 die, size guide with width, length and sleeve measurements for S to 3XL in inches and centimetres, shown on a size chart
$27.99

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ColorsFaded Brown
SizesM
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About this design

Bring ultimate tabletop humor to your next game night with this funny dnd shirt, featuring the classic boulder wipe trope in a vintage emblem style. The circular badge artwork captures a plummeting boulder splitting a red twenty-sided die, complete with bold retro lettering that honors every game master's favorite encounter ender.

This graphic tee is an ideal campaign-wrap gift for your Dungeon Master, a holiday present for your favorite tabletop RPG enthusiast, or a fun birthday treat for fellow game night adventurers. Wear it to weekly sessions or casual hangouts with your party.

Details:

- American Apparel 1301GD Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Cotton Tee

- Design printed on front

- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

- Colors: Faded Brown, Faded Cream, Faded Mustard, Faded Black, Faded Navy, Faded Army

- Each order includes one t-shirt with this single design printed on it

Printed on demand.

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